THIS LITTLE PIGGIE
June 15th, 2007
The next two days were absorbed by plane-hopping (literally) down to Toronto. If not on crutches, I was wheelchair bound in the many airports I passed through.
Secretly, I was hoping to milk this to get all the help and sympathy I could.
Instead I got a tough lesson in how difficult it was to travel for those more genuinely wheelchair-bound. From your air ticket being placed on a high check-in desk you can’t reach to being left alone at the baggage belt where I had to perform an apparent biblical miracle by levering myself and grappling with my own luggage. In reality I was quite capable of this having just been hurling a sledge around but who was to know this? People either stare or ignore you, I couldn’t decide which was worse but it was irritating to have to endure so many bottoms in my face. Everyone should spend 48 hours in one to learn how to be of constructive help to those confined to one.
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The best treat yet awaited me in Toronto – my husband (although he was jetlagged so after a long long hug he fell asleep again. Ah well, the stories can wait). And a polar team mate and friend of 10 years, Pom Oliver. I couldn’t have asked for better company – Pom has had frostbitten toes herself, has also been plucked off the ice prematurely after her heroic input of over 47 days to the Daniels/Hamilton/Oliver North Pole expedition of 2002, is practical and achingly funny (she thinks). I knew she understood how I felt without having to put it into words. Neither would she question any post-polar quirkiness. She even booked me into a hair do and massage but stopped short of a pedicure.
Whisked off to some interviews in Canada on behalf of Mars before being wheeled off to the general hospital to have my foot assessed by the country’s leading hand and plastic surgeon Dr Linda Dvali., who somehow managed to fit me into her frantic day. I thought there was a degree of over-anxiety as, navigating the hospital car park on crutches, Pom and William shouted warnings to me
‘mind that puddle’
‘watch out for those pebbles’.
Highly hazardous but with good teamwork and great pluck, we cleared all hazards and arrived triumphant at the hospital.
Having been examined by Dr Dvali, the current status of toes looks like not all piggies will be going to market – one roast beef (rare), one well on it’s way to market. Key toe for future sport and balance is the biggie of which half may have to go. There go the open toe sandals then. Whilst with the doctor thought it might be pushing it to enquire about plastic surgery enhancements to my now flat as an ice-rink chest.
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All ok’s for the flight and it was off again to Heathrow. William wisely advised me to stretch out and sleep, so I spent most of the overnight flight fiddling with the video, toying over the menu and checking out the wine list, which is interesting when off alcohol for 100 plus days and on strong painkillers.
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Wondered if having such fun was such a good idea after all when I thought I was seeing things at Heathrow. An array of friends were there, including special Olympics, to surprise me All were sporting pink Angel of the North t-shirts (provided courtesy of the wonderful dream-maker Kate Bosomworth of KTBPR), which was most becoming on some of the burlier men. All were enjoying their own reunion so much they barely noticed me come through. But it was very moving that so many friends had trawled all the way to the airport, including loyal representatives of the Special Olympics GB., and it took more courage than crossing the ice pack to keep tears at bay.
Since this tumultuous welcome back, it has become so clear how all my family, friends, supporters of the expedition inc readers of the web have made this story all possible. Now you have to put up with a mangie, moody and restless Rosebud. But I have firmly decided on one way of saying thank you – and this will be an inestimable challenge to me – I shall write the book. (donations of coffee - and superglue for the chair will be welcome). Watch this space (it’s a yawning big one at the moment –which promises to be filled by Christmas).
















